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Wordies Dont Bother To Shake It Birthday Card

Wordies Dont Bother To Shake It Birthday Card


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Product code: TEX661

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Quick Overview:

Superbly written, these humorous cards are literally full of words capturing a comical side of celebrating a birthday.

Exterior Reads 'Don't bother to shake it. No money's going to drop out.'

Interior Reads 'You had to double check though, didn't you?'

This card will raise a smile for any middle-aged person with a good sense of humour! Read in full for guaranteed belly laughs! Printed on a high quality card and supplied with a envelope.

Finished with a rain-cloud illustration!

Free Postage



Splimple introduces Britain’s wordiest humour range covering all occasions. Dry humour with a twist. Creating Innocent cards with a playful bite.

Additional Information

EAN-Barcode 5060059648443
Message inside You had to double check though, didn't you?
Message outside Don't bother to shake it. No money's going to drop out.
SKU W844
Postage Category No
Product Code TEX661
Range Wordies
Qty in pack 1

About Splimple

Splimple was established in 2003 by a one-eyed, bald man (Stuart Caldwell, if you must know), who lives near Stratford on Avon, keeps hens, is a shockingly bad (and irritatingly enthusiastic) guitarist, has a penchant for Double Decker bars (yum) and is a little too keen on Aston Villa for his long suffering wife’s liking. He was originally a copywriter and spent 25 years running advertising agencies (yes – he really is that old). Initially Splimple only published work that he'd personally created – but these days the business is a fully-fledged publishing company with more than half of its products being the work of other creatives.

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