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  1. Wordies Tick As Appropriate Greeting Card

    Wordies Tick As Appropriate Greeting Card

    Superbly written, these humorous cards are literally full of words capturing a comical side of celebrating a birthday. Exterior Reads 'HAVE a happy: -Day -Birthday -Annoiversary -Christmas -Mother's Day -Father's Day -House Move -Retirement -Pregnancy -Menopause - Divorce -Poo -Ampoutation -Life without me -Prison Sentence - Funeral. Tick as Appropriate' Interior Reads 'Enter recipient's name here. I've sent you this card: -because you're nice -out of habit -so I don't have to visit you -to save me buying you a gift -because I feel sorry for you -out of duty -because I want something. Enter sender's name here.' This card will raise a smile for any person with a good sense of humour! Read in full for guaranteed belly laughs! Printed on a high quality card and supplied with a envelope. Learn More
    £2.99

  2. Wordies Miserable Old Git Birthday Card

    Wordies Miserable Old Git Birthday Card

    Superbly written, these humorous cards are literally full of words capturing a comical side of celebrating a birthday. Exterior Reads 'Miserable OLD GIT It's alright, we all sympathise. Everything aches. And what doesn't ache, leaks a bit. And what's meant to leak has dried up altogether. And everything creaks (not that you can hear it, due to your advancing deafness). And what doesn't creak, frequently goes numb. And the bits that don't go numb are turning a funny colour (not that you can see them properly due to your deteriorating eyesight). Entering the early stages of late middle-age does have its upside though.' Interior Reads '...you can mumble, swear, slouch, sleep all morning, queue jump, have selective hearing, dress strangely, fart and take drugs ... and nobody's going to bat an eyelid.' This card will raise a smile for any middle-aged person with a good sense of humour! Read in full for guaranteed belly laughs! Printed on a high quality card and supplied with a envelope. Finished with a rain-cloud illustration! Learn More
    £2.99

  3. Wordies Dont Bother To Shake It Birthday Card

    Wordies Dont Bother To Shake It Birthday Card

    Superbly written, these humorous cards are literally full of words capturing a comical side of celebrating a birthday. Exterior Reads 'Don't bother to shake it. No money's going to drop out.' Interior Reads 'You had to double check though, didn't you?' This card will raise a smile for any middle-aged person with a good sense of humour! Read in full for guaranteed belly laughs! Printed on a high quality card and supplied with a envelope. Finished with a rain-cloud illustration! Learn More
    £2.99

  4. Wordies Celebrities 70th Birthday Card

    Wordies Celebrities 70th Birthday Card

    Superbly written, these humorous cards are literally full of words capturing a comical side of celebrating a birthday. Exterior Reads '70 Don't Panic. At least not quite yet! You're still younger than Bruce Springsteen, Debby Harry, Mick Jagger, Ivana Trump, Arsene Wenger, Twiggy, Bill Nighy, Dolly Parton, Loonel Richie, Meryl Streep, Richard Gere, Helen Mirren, Ikea and Mars Bars ....' Interior Reads '...unfortunately you're somewhat older than Bob Geldof, Coronation Street, the Pill, the Archers and anyone currently employed in the entire Civil Service. Still, that's not THAT old. Not really.' This card will raise a smile for any person with a good sense of humour! Read in full for guaranteed belly laughs! Printed on a high quality card and supplied with a envelope. Finished with a stick figure on a zimmerframe. Learn More
    £2.99

  5. Wordies Celebrities 60th Birthday Card

    Wordies Celebrities 60th Birthday Card

    Superbly written, these humorous cards are literally full of words capturing a comical side of celebrating a birthday. Exterior Reads '60 is the new 40. Believe it, it really is! You're still younger than Simon Cowell, Madonna, Tom Hanks, Lorraine Kelly, Bryan Adams, Marie Osmond, Sean Bean, Emma Thompson, John McEnroe, Kate Bush, Morrissey, Sting, Lego and Erica (The oldest horse in the world). Sadly however...' Interior Reads '...you're now older than the entire British police force and virtually all of the cabinet. You've also been around longer than Match of the Day, yet you're years off getting your pension. More worryingly when you were born the average house price was £2507, a pint of beer was 4p and you could but 40 mars bars for a quid (and they were 28% larger). Oh dear ' This card will raise a smile for any person with a good sense of humour! Read in full for guaranteed belly laughs! Printed on a high quality card and supplied with a envelope. Finished with a stick figure on a zimmerframe. Learn More
    £2.99

  6. Wordies Celebrities 50th Birthday Card

    Wordies Celebrities 50th Birthday Card

    Superbly written, these humorous cards are literally full of words capturing a comical side of celebrating a birthday. Exterior Reads '50. You're in your prime. The perfect specimen. And still younger than Johnny Depp, Liz Hurley, Mike Tyson, Barbie, Craig Revel-Horwood, Jools Holland, Harry Hill, Madonna, Boris Johnson, JK Rowling, Brad Pitt and Kermit the Frog...' Interior Reads '...what a pity you don't remember anything farther back than yesterday tea-time. ' This card will raise a smile for any person with a good sense of humour! Read in full for guaranteed belly laughs! Printed on a high quality card and supplied with a envelope. Finished with a stick figure on a zimmerframe. Learn More
    £2.99

  7. Wordies Celebrities 30th Birthday Card

    Wordies Celebrities 30th Birthday Card

    Superbly written, these humorous cards are literally full of words capturing a comical side of celebrating a birthday. Exterior Reads '30. Don't get too depressed. Life's hardly Started. You're still younger than Lady Gaga, Rupert Grint, Kiera Knightley, Jamie Vardy, Rhianna, Prince Harry, Adele, Lewis Hamilton, Stacey Dooley, Theo Walcott, Serena Williams and Miquel Europe's oldest budgie...' Interior Reads 'Unfortunately you are older than 41% of the British Police Force, 91% of Radio One listeners, 100% of Sharon Stott (Britain's oldest Grandmother) and virtually everyone who works in Next. ' This card will raise a smile for any person with a good sense of humour! Read in full for guaranteed belly laughs! Printed on a high quality card and supplied with a envelope. Learn More
    £2.99

  8. Thank you For Carrying My Poo Birthday Card

    Thank you For Carrying My Poo Birthday Card

    Superbly written, these humorous cards are literally full of words capturing a comical side of celebrating a birthday. This card will raise a smile for any dog lover! Read in full for guaranteed belly laughs! Printed on a high quality card and supplied with a envelope. Finished with a printed paw print inside! Learn More
    £2.99

  9. Alisons Animals Re-charging Cat Greeting Card

    Alisons Animals Re-charging Cat Greeting Card

    This Alison’s Animals greetings card features the work of one of Britain’s best loved animal cartoonists, Alison Lingley - and is published by Alison’s sole publisher, Splimple Limited. Size: A5 (21cm x 15cm) - Standard letter The inside is left blank for your own message (or paw print). Learn More
    £2.99

  10. Alisons Animals Panic of Pheasants Greeting Card

    Alisons Animals Panic of Pheasants Greeting Card

    This Alison’s Animals greetings card features the work of one of Britain’s best loved animal cartoonists, Alison Lingley - and is published by Alison’s sole publisher, Splimple Limited. Size: A5 (21cm x 15cm) - Standard letter The inside is left blank for your own message (or paw print). Learn More
    £2.75

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