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Wordies Celebrities 30th Birthday Card

Wordies Celebrities 30th Birthday Card

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Product code: SPL100

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Superbly written, these humorous cards are literally full of words capturing a comical side of celebrating a birthday.

Exterior Reads '30. Don't get too depressed. Life's hardly Started. You're still younger than Lady Gaga, Rupert Grint, Kiera Knightley, Jamie Vardy, Rhianna, Prince Harry, Adele, Lewis Hamilton, Stacey Dooley, Theo Walcott, Serena Williams and Miquel Europe's oldest budgie...'

Interior Reads 'Unfortunately you are older than 41% of the British Police Force, 91% of Radio One listeners, 100% of Sharon Stott (Britain's oldest Grandmother) and virtually everyone who works in Next. '

This card will raise a smile for any person with a good sense of humour! Read in full for guaranteed belly laughs! Printed on a high quality card and supplied with a envelope.

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Splimple introduces Britain’s wordiest humour range covering all occasions. Dry humour with a twist. Creating Innocent cards with a playful bite.

Additional Information

ISBN No
EAN-Barcode 5060059648108
Message inside Unfortunately you are older than 41% of the British Police Force, 91% of Radio One listeners, 100% of Sharon Stott (Britain's oldest Grandmother) and virtually everyone who works in Next.
Message outside 30. Don't get too depressed. Life's hardly Started. You're still younger than Lady Gaga, Rupert Grint, Kiera Knightley, Jamie Vardy, Rhianna, Prince Harry, Adele, Lewis Hamilton, Stacey Dooley, Theo Walcott, Serena Williams and Miquel Europe's oldest budg
SKU W 810
Postage Category No
Product Code SPL100
Brand Wordies
Qty in pack 1
For Anyone
Type Greeting Cards

About Splimple

Splimple was established in 2003 by a one-eyed, bald man (Stuart Caldwell, if you must know), who lives near Stratford on Avon, keeps hens, is a shockingly bad (and irritatingly enthusiastic) guitarist, has a penchant for Double Decker bars (yum) and is a little too keen on Aston Villa for his long suffering wife’s liking. He was originally a copywriter and spent 25 years running advertising agencies (yes – he really is that old). Initially Splimple only published work that he'd personally created – but these days the business is a fully-fledged publishing company with more than half of its products being the work of other creatives.

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