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Wordies Celebrities 60th Birthday Card

Wordies Celebrities 60th Birthday Card

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Product code: SPL103

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Superbly written, these humorous cards are literally full of words capturing a comical side of celebrating a birthday.

Exterior Reads '60 is the new 40. Believe it, it really is! You're still younger than Simon Cowell, Madonna, Tom Hanks, Lorraine Kelly, Bryan Adams, Marie Osmond, Sean Bean, Emma Thompson, John McEnroe, Kate Bush, Morrissey, Sting, Lego and Erica (The oldest horse in the world). Sadly however...'

Interior Reads '...you're now older than the entire British police force and virtually all of the cabinet. You've also been around longer than Match of the Day, yet you're years off getting your pension. More worryingly when you were born the average house price was £2507, a pint of beer was 4p and you could but 40 mars bars for a quid (and they were 28% larger). Oh dear '

This card will raise a smile for any person with a good sense of humour! Read in full for guaranteed belly laughs! Printed on a high quality card and supplied with a envelope.

Finished with a stick figure on a zimmerframe.

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Details

Splimple introduces Britain’s wordiest humour range covering all occasions. Dry humour with a twist. Creating Innocent cards with a playful bite.

Additional Information

ISBN No
EAN-Barcode 5060059648078
Message inside ...you're now older than the entire British police force and virtually all of the cabinet. You've also been around longer than Match of the Day, yet you're years off getting your pension. More worryingly when you were born the average house price was £250
Message outside 60 is the new 40. Believe it, it really is! You're still younger than Simon Cowell, Madonna, Tom Hanks, Lorraine Kelly, Bryan Adams, Marie Osmond, Sean Bean, Emma Thompson, John McEnroe, Kate Bush, Morrissey, Sting, Lego and Erica (The oldest horse in the
SKU W 807
Postage Category No
Product Code SPL103
Brand Wordies
Qty in pack 1
For Anyone
Type Greeting Cards

About Splimple

Splimple was established in 2003 by a one-eyed, bald man (Stuart Caldwell, if you must know), who lives near Stratford on Avon, keeps hens, is a shockingly bad (and irritatingly enthusiastic) guitarist, has a penchant for Double Decker bars (yum) and is a little too keen on Aston Villa for his long suffering wife’s liking. He was originally a copywriter and spent 25 years running advertising agencies (yes – he really is that old). Initially Splimple only published work that he'd personally created – but these days the business is a fully-fledged publishing company with more than half of its products being the work of other creatives.

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