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Wordies - I went out to buy you a card...

Wordies - I went out to buy you a card...


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Product code: SPL110

Availability: In stock


Quick Overview:

Superbly written, these humorous cards are literally full of words capturing a comical side of celebrating a birthday.

Full of the best excuses, this card cannot fail to raise a smile! Read in full for guaranteed belly laughs! Printed on a ridge textured card and supplied with a bright green envelope.

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Splimple introduces Britain’s wordiest humour range covering all occasions. Dry humour with a twist.

Additional Information

EAN-Barcode 5060059645213
Message inside Three men in blood soaked overalls hung me from a meat hook for two hours, then called the police who used me as a punchbag before throwing me into a cell, where i spent two days and nights with a schizophrenic dwarf called Clolin who tried to convert me
Message outside -
SKU E5021
Postage Category No
Product Code SPL110
Brand Wordies
Qty in pack 1
For Anyone
Type Greeting Cards

About Splimple

Splimple was established in 2003 by a one-eyed, bald man (Stuart Caldwell, if you must know), who lives near Stratford on Avon, keeps hens, is a shockingly bad (and irritatingly enthusiastic) guitarist, has a penchant for Double Decker bars (yum) and is a little too keen on Aston Villa for his long suffering wife’s liking. He was originally a copywriter and spent 25 years running advertising agencies (yes – he really is that old). Initially Splimple only published work that he'd personally created – but these days the business is a fully-fledged publishing company with more than half of its products being the work of other creatives.

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