Had a Fall Survival Button

Welcome to the stage of life where falling over becomes having
a fall. The Had a Fall Survival Button is the ultimate old age gag, a novelty
talking button on a lanyard that shouts “Help!”, “I’ve had a fall!”, and “I’ve
taken a tumble!” at the press of a button. Ideal for 40ths, 50ths, retirements,
or anyone who groans when they sit down. It doesn’t call for help, just
attention. Unnecessary? Absolutely. Worn immediately? Without question.

Dimensions:  D 6cm H 6cm W 2cm

Keep out of reach of children.