Rectal Thermometer Birthday Card

This Paperlink card is from the hilarious "The Bottom Line" range. Rib-tickling laughter topped off with a Happy Birthday. 

Outside message reads: You do realise you're writing that note with a rectal thermometer. That means you're exhausted. No it doesn't. It means some a*sehole has got my pen.

Inside message reads: Happy Birthday.  

Measures 12.5cm x 17.8cm. Includes an envelope.