The Apprentice Birthday Card

This Apprentice inspired birthday card features a bold illustration of a Lord Sugar style figure in a sharp suit, pointing directly at the reader - classic boardroom energy included. Perfect for fans of The Apprentice, business banter, and no-nonsense humour, this card delivers a birthday message that’s direct, hilarious, and just a little bit savage - exactly as Lord Sugar would approve. Brought to you by Dandelion Stationery.

Message outside reads: “I’m looking at the numbers, and they don’t lie…
You’re old!”

Blank inside for your own message.

Card measures: 114mm x 162mm. Printed on luxury 300gsm FSC board. Recycled kraft envelope. Made in the UK.