Wee Willy Winkie Birthday Card

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Say hello to Wee Willy Winkie—a poetic tale of insecurity, poor purchasing decisions, and compensatory German engineering. From hiding in the showers to buying dodgy pills online, it’s a cautionary rhyme for modern times.

Message outside reads: Wee Willy Winkie, his todger's short and thin. He showers with his pants on when he's finished in the gym. He bought some pills online, but his dick just never grew. So in the end he bought himself a BMW.

Inside is blank for your own message.

Card measures: 178mm x 127mm. Supplied with a quality envelope and printed in the UK.